Archive for the ‘the dank den’ Category

Amsterdam dims its red lights

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Off to kayak to check flights!

The plan is to convert the buildings in which prostitutes pose in the windows into apartments and more conventional commercial space.

And while they are at it…

[Mayor Cohen] also sees the buyout as a chance to begin clearing out the cannabis-selling coffee shops

If these changes go through as planned, about 5-10 years down the road, Amsterdam will likely have surpassed their current tourism dollars as a wealthier crowd becomes the norm. A bit like present-day Fort Lauderdale compared with the Spring Break/MTV crowd that was stomped out in the late 80s.

link (thx dough knees)

Kiddie porn

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

MS Paint Porn

Submit your own!

link (thx alex)

10 years after

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

Time to take down my ad!

As Prostitutes Turn to Craigslist, Law Takes Notice

The police say that Craigslist has changed prostitution’s patterns, with people roaming the country, setting up shop for a week or two in hotels — often near airports — where they use laptop computers and cellphones to arrange encounters for hundreds of dollars, then moving on to their next location.

link

Sextra credit

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

Here is a list of 100 teacher ’sexpidemic’ cases where female teachers have been accused, or convicted, of assaulting students.

Overall a fairly good looking group. Perhaps that’s just the cases that get the attention though.

link (thanks fanothewarlocks)

Hot goat love

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

goat

“A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal.”

And it wasn’t even his goat!

link (via boredsheepless)

Mmmmm frostbitten toe….

Monday, April 16th, 2007

sourtoe

A canadian bar has a long tradition of serving a drink that features a preserved amputated human toe.

“And then, with the glass tipped back for the last of the drink to splash in, the toe lost its sticky grip on the base and tumbled down and bumped against my mouth. The surprise as I felt it touch made me gasp, just enough to open my mouth a little more and for the toe to wash inside, past my teeth and up against my tongue.

“Oh gross,” said Georgia. “I hate it when that happens.”"

Gross to say the least. With a dedicated following, they’ve even formed the Sourtoe Coctail Club.

link (thanks sean)

Barf

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Enter at your own risk. This german site focuses on prominently veined women.

link (thanks raminta)

Never bring $81,000 into a strip club

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

And definitely don’t expect to walk out with it. Mission accomplished though, the ensuing chaos must have been a great ‘visual effect’!

    “Police seized $81,020 in cash belonging to Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones, money they said sparked a melee and a triple shooting at a strip club over the weekend.

    Jones was showering more than 40 strippers onstage at Minxx Gentlemen’s Club & Lounge early Monday with the cash “intended as a visual effect,” according to a search warrant. But a scuffle broke out when the Houston promoter who hired the strippers told them to pick the money up.”

link

Wounded marriage

Monday, February 12th, 2007

Props to this girl for sticking with her man, but the look on her face says it all. Which makes me think this may be staged….

link (via discourse.net)

Too soon!

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Tree 9/11

The above photo is from an ad for French environmental site Defi Pour La Terre, it transforms the image of two trees into the twin towers burning. With copy reading “For nature, every day is 9/11.”

Probably not the best way to gain support for your cause!

(via adrants)

Internet trail long in kidnapping case

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Recently 15 year-old Shawn Hornbeck, kidnapped at age 11, was found.

from the kimberly is nutz myspace blog:

    ” Saturday, January 13, 2007

    Shawn Hornbeck

    Boys found!, the story is a bit iffy??
    Current mood: confused
    Category: Life

    Key Links:

    ShawnHornbeck.com
    - in December of 2005 A boy named Shawn Devlin posted under his own families memorial’s guestbook:

    shawn - Thursday, December 1, 2005 - 2:56 PM devlin

    hey sorry about that last thing i put on there,i write poems and i was wounding if it would be ok to write a poem for the hornbeck fam. and they son “shawn Hornbeck” it would be cool if i could but if you dont want me to i can understan why i guess but i was wounding if i could write a poem in his horner (sorry i dont know how to spell that last word)

    shawn devlin - Thursday, December 1, 2005 - 1:59 AM kirkwood

    how long are you planing to look for your son?

    *It is still there, check it while you can! Scroll until you get to 2005:
    http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:o61Zl-2t70UJ:
    www.shawnhornbeck.com/guestbook.cfm+%22Shawn+Hornbeck
    +guestbook%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1

    *This is a sure giveaway in a way, he was not educated for 4 years so he probably cannot spell.

    His myspace profile was -> http://profile.myspace.com/
    index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=23093653

    His yahoo profile is -> http://profiles.yahoo.com/xxdevildevlinxx
    *The e-mail under this profile is mdevlin65@sbcglobal.net
    *If the pictures not showing up, this is the picture that is on his profile-> Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

    His other profile has been removed, probably for investigation purposes, his s/n was Shawn_The_Pumpkin_King, it had a photo of himself on the profile, it was last updated on 02/06, (How did everyone miss that? Something is not adding up!) -> http://profiles.yahoo.com/shawn_the_pumpkin_king

    *If he had internet access, he had a ways of communication to the outside world, why did he use it but he did not use it to save himself? Could he really have been brainwashed from telling people where he was, even on the internet, bribed or Stockholm Syndrome, it just does not add up?”

link

High priced low grade meat

Saturday, January 6th, 2007

Probert and Taylor

Madams charged $10K a date, police say

“Lisa Ann Taylor, a 1985 Penthouse centerfold who used the name Melissa Wolf professionally, was charged with prostitution, keeping a place of prostitution and conspiracy to possess cocaine.. Her business partner 30-year-old Nicole A. Probert was arrested on the same charges.

Among the services offered was sex with the centerfold and other women for an entire weekend for $10,000, District Attorney Danny Porter said.”

link

Proving anything can be cute

Friday, December 15th, 2006

Pee and Poo

These scandavian “escapees from the bathroom” are on a “journey filled with new adventures.” Not sure they need much of a backstory.

link (thanks jess)

Pee and Poo

chicken and the eggs

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

The Accident

“The chicken is a metaphor for human existence and the egg is a metaphor for the world and the laboratory of the future”
Koen Vanmechelen

Growing up around chickens, I enjoyed “The Accident” Though a little scary and disturbing (largely the cockfighting video).

The below ‘painting’ was made with eggs, feathers (as well as a few other ingredients) and I swear I could smell it.

The Accident

more pics after the jump

(more…)

Tough breaks

Friday, December 1st, 2006

It used to be hard to find the video of LT destroying Joe Theisman’s leg and career, but the popularity of youtube and it’s imitators have opened the vault doors on many a VHS collection.

Here’s a top ten list put together by uncle buck. view these at your own risk. I can watch almost anything the net serves up, but broken bones always get me.

link (via reese)