digimills

Nothing ground-breaking, but possibly very useful and quite portable compared with arm bands monitors.

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The perfect followup to a christ gadget…something you stick your penis in! Apparently they promote it’s use for masturbation.

Solves that “old age” bathing problem and adds a “hole” new PLEASURE to your shower or bath.

Didn’t know this was such a problem. Also, a funny warning on the bottom of the packaging: “CAUTION: If Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.”

No word on why it’s spelled weener instead of weiner. Maybe there’s another brand of dick soap that already has that name.

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Why trust a pool ball when you can have the power of Jesus?! The wisdom of god’s son runs $19.99.

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Held together by scotch tape and powered by rubber bands, this kit is a great project for any young lad.

Life expectancy with the average boy, 1 day. Luckily it’s only $11.95.

see also: Readymech flatpack toys

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Cool idea. Unfortunately none of the doors in my office or condo would work with this door/table conversion because a wall runs along the inside of each.

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Personally I’m waiting on giant Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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Does eating crusts make your hair curly? Don’t risk it, pick up this gadget. $3.95.

Also available, the holy toast stamper.

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The previously largest version I’ve seen is about the size of an actual rabbit. This Giant Labbit stool is 30 inches long, sits 15 inches off the ground and is 17 inches wide. $1000.

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La-Tweez Illuminating Tweezers have an LED jammed in the middle to help you spot even the lightest of unibrow hairs. It comes with a lipstick case and built-in magnifying mirror.

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A neat addition to the portable chair. You might want to leave the canopy at home for concerts and any event with others sitting behind you.

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If you’re not sure what gear you’re in without this special display, shouldn’t you just get an automatic?

Named the Indy-Cator, har har.

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The idea behind Fixya.com is to get support information on various gadgets into one centralized location. Through users and a rating system, you try to find the best solution for your problem and/or offer a new solution. It should at least work for common gadgets experiencing common problems.

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A nice little bbq that provides over 200 sq inches of grill and folds down to a 20×17x2 inch carrying case. Compared with the average bbq, the two styles offered for around $35 are a steal.

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your babies that is….

“This soft bath spout cover has a unique built-in digital thermometer with an easy to read color code. Red means too hot, Blue means too cold, and Green is just right.”

The front reads ‘4 moms’ -that should be enough to get dads off of bath duty…

There are plenty of other child safety devices on their site as well.

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There are a million digital recorders out there, but this one stands out because of it’s 3 mics, options and pretty face.

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