Michael Cera of Arrested Development fame (he played teen George Michael) made a hilarious parody resume Impossible is the Opposite of Possible
For those who missed it, here’s the Aleksey Vayner video that Michael is spoofing.
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Dennis was a guest on the Stern show this morning. He brought along his ‘jew’, who takes car of his business dealings and finances in general. This guy had some funny stories about how Dennis gets around his allowance, usually in Vegas.
Rodman claimed it didn’t work out with Carmen Electra due to her wanting to be a star. Sexually he’s settled down now that he’s married. As far as his wild reputation, he explained one fine away as a misunderstanding about where a helicopter could land.
As far as the game, supposedly it’s going to be real. It was very poorly explained (imagine that!), but apparently the globetrotters play the generals and do legitimate games. No buckets of water will be dumped on Rodman’s head and if they pull down his pants “they’d better be prepared to give him oral!” None of the other Piston Bad Boys will be one the team Dennis is putting together for the game.
Apparently another team must be trying to work the globetrotter’s name as their site advertises them as ‘the orginal harlem globetrotters.’ Would have figured they were all dead.
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Every issue of MAD Magazine on 2 dvds! Over 50 years for $42.49. That’s a steal! I think the last time I bought an issue it was $1.35.
“Over 600 complete printable issues, cover to cover, that’s over 17,500 scanned pages in full color. Includes video clip interviews from the MAD writers and clips of Spy vs Spy animation.”
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Confused Texan Craig Baker held pig races and a cookout to protest an Islamic association’s plans to build a mosque next to his property. Apparently he first got angry when they asked him to move his cows off their property. He thought they also meant off his own property. Despite conceding that the muslims weren’t after his land and the association stating the pig race doesn’t offend them, Baker said it had gone too far and he’d be a laughingstock if he cancelled the event. Kind of backfired.
Be sure to check out the video for easily the hottest woman I’ve seen sporting a burka.
At Where on Earth? you can all kinds of junk. Sifting through it’s poor design and color scheme is entertaining too! The T-Rex mount is actually one of the more normal things on the site.
Also available, “Poop Fossils”
Off to Lake Louisa for the next two days (yes the best camping in Florida is in the dead of winter).
Then on New Years Day, heading into Orlando for the Capital One Bowl. Still debating whether a badger or a razorback would win if they met in the wild.
Solve 150 jigsaw puzzles to complete this bust of Homer. After you finish, you color him with the included paint. 750 pieces.
It’d be cool if it contained a new story, but it’s most likely scenes from past episodes.
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Runs through it’s history in a pretty balanced manner. Interviews with Albert Hoffman, Lord Christopher Mayhew, Ken Kesey and participants in early studies. Called “LSD - The Beyond Within ” I’m not sure what year it was filmed, looks like the 1970s.
Crocheted finger puppets of Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, Ahmadinejad and George W. Bush. $55 for the set. Perfect for the cast of your next youtube movie!
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Leo’s new movie may not be great, but the message is. Thankfully it’s giving some press to the issue
Annansi Clothing Demand Details! campaign:
“MAC Viva Glam Spokesperson Dita Von Teese Debuts Her Lipteese Burlesque Performance at The Delano Hotel” this past weekend. Of all the parties I missed….
Whatever the fee, MAC got their money’s worth with that sponsorship.
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As part of Art Basel, the “Skywalker” art blimp parade took place on south beach today. The lineup showcased dirigibles designed by Ara Peterson, Misaki Kawai, Friends With You, Paper Rad, Mumbleboy, David Choe, and Devilrobots
Sadly no R2D2’s or ewoks. But they definitely made up for it. Here’s a few. Shoot me an email if you’d like full-size versions.
