Batting donut
The perfect followup to a christ gadget…something you stick your penis in! Apparently they promote it’s use for masturbation.
Solves that “old age” bathing problem and adds a “hole” new PLEASURE to your shower or bath.
Didn’t know this was such a problem. Also, a funny warning on the bottom of the packaging: “CAUTION: If Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.”
No word on why it’s spelled weener instead of weiner. Maybe there’s another brand of dick soap that already has that name.