This one isn’t attached to Ron Jeremy

dune worm (photo not to scale)

    SPOKANE, Wash. – It’s 3 feet long, pinkish in color, smells like a lily and must be saved from extinction, conservationists said Thursday in asking the federal government to protect the Giant Palouse Earthworm under the Endangered Species Act.Long thought extinct, the worm was rediscovered in the past year to occupy tiny swatches of the heavily farmed Palouse region along the Washington-Idaho border.

    “What kid wouldn’t want to play with a 3 foot-long, lily smelling, soft pink worm that spits?”


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